🇩🇪 MÜNCHEN, DEUTSCHLAND | GEGRÜNDET 1994 | AI TECHNOLOGY PIONEERS SINCE DAY ONE!!
BLAUE VOYAGER GmbH ist die NUMMER EINS Chatbot und Artificial Intelligence Solutions Company in ganz Europa!! Wir haben die BESTE technology seit 1994 und haben MEHR THAN 500+ glückliche Kunden weltweit!! Unsere cutting-edge Chatbot Technology wird REVOLUTIONIEREN how you do BUSINESS on the WORLD WIDE WEB!!!
Are you TIRED of answering the same questions over and over again?? Do you want a ROBOT to do your work FOR YOU?? Then YOU NEED BLAUE VOYAGER GmbH's CHATBOT PRO™!! Our AMAZING AI technology will handle ALL your customer service needs 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK, 365 DAYS A YEAR!! (even on Y2K day – we tested it!! well, almost!!)
Whether you run a KLEINE FIRMA or you are a GROSS INTERNATIONAL KONZERN, we have the PERFECT solution!! Our team of 47 EXPERT PROGRAMMERS work day and night to make YOUR chatbot the greatest chatbot in the history of chatbots!! This is a FACT and not an exaggeration!!
🌍 Wir sprechen: 🇩🇪 Deutsch | 🇬🇧 English | 🇫🇷 Français | 🇯🇵 日本語 | 🇨🇳 中文 | 🇰🇷 한국어 | und 21 MEHR!!
At BLAUE VOYAGER GmbH wir provide WORLD CLASS chatbot solutions for ALL types of businesses!! Completely AUTOMATED!! Your customers will not know if they are talking to a HUMAN or a MACHINE!! (This is a good thing we think!!)
Our FLAGSHIP product!! Handles over 9000 queries per SECOND!! (We tested it once!! Maybe!!)
LEARNS from your customers!! Gets SMARTER every day!! Like a REAL brain but in a computer!!
Speaks 27 LANGUAGES!! Even Klingon auf Anfrage!! Your international customers will be AMAZED!!
Beautiful GRAPHS and CHARTS!! Export to EXCEL 97!! Very good spreadsheet software we think!!
56-bit MILITARY GRADE encryption!! Hackers CANNOT get in!! We read it in a brochure!!
Optimized for 28.8k MODEM!! Loads in under 3 minutes GUARANTEED!! (on ISDN even faster!!)
Works on Nokia 9110!! WAP support COMING SOON!! The future is WIRELESS says Jürgen!!
Install with only 3 FLOPPY DISKS!! Hans will come to YOUR office!! Very nice man!!
Many people ask us: "But HOW does the magic chatbot work??" – it is VERY COMPLICATED but here is a SIMPLE explanation FOR YOU:
IT IS THAT SIMPLE!!!! 🎉🎉🎉
⚠️ DON'T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT!! READ WHAT REAL CUSTOMERS SAY ABOUT US!! ⚠️
⚠️ ACHTUNG!! LIMITIERTES ANGEBOT!! LIMITED TIME PRICING ONLY!! ⚠️
💳 Wir akzeptieren: Visa · Mastercard · EC-Karte · Scheck · Barzahlung · PayPal (coming soon!!) · Briefmarken (NEIN danke!!)
BLAUE VOYAGER GmbH was founded in 1994 by Dipl.-Ing. Rainer Blumenthal and Dr. Ingrid Schwarzenberger in the beautiful city of München!!
After Rainer read an article about ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE in DER SPIEGEL on a Sunday morning over coffee and Brötchen, he called Ingrid immediately and shouted "INGRID!! WIR MÜSSEN DAS MACHEN!!" and she said "JA RAINER JA!! SOFORT!!" and they started the company that very afternoon!! Very exciting story!!
Today we have 47 EXPERT PROGRAMMERS, 3 graphic designers (one is very good with MS Paint!!), and our wonderful receptionist Monika who also does accounting sometimes when Hans is on holiday in Österreich!!
🥇 "Best New AI Company" – Computer Bild 1996
🥇 "Interesting Product Award" – CeBIT Hannover 1997
🥇 "Innovation Prize" – BSI Tech Forum München 1996
🥇 "People's Choice" – Jürgen's Internet Forum 1997
🥇 "Best Company" – Our own internal award 1997
🥇 "Nicest Office Plant" – Monika's personal opinion
We are located in the hip Schwabing district of München, very close to an EXCELLENT Bäckerei!! We have 5 Pentium II 266MHz computers, one very fast ISDN connection, and Monika's Monstera plant Hildegard!!
CEO & Gründer
Programming since 1983 on a C64!! Speaks EXCELLENT English!!
Enjoys hiking in Berchtesgaden and his cat Perl
(named after the programming language!! Very clever name!!)
CTO & Mitgründerin
PhD Informatik from TU München!! Programmed our first chatbot in 3 WEEKS!!
Loves Java (the language AND the coffee!! Ha ha!!)
Published 7 papers on Neural Networks!!
Chief Installation Officer
Hans installs ALL our software personally!! With us since 1995!!
World-class with floppy disks!! Also makes EXCELLENT Kartoffelsalat!!
Ask him!! He loves when you ask!!
Webmaster & Designer
Made this BEAUTIFUL website you are looking at RIGHT NOW!!
Expert in MS Paint, Paint Shop Pro 4.0, and he once used Photoshop at a friend's house!!
Very talented!!
Empfang & Seele des Büros
Monika answers the phone SO NICELY!! Also does accounting sometimes!!
Brings Kuchen every Friday!!
Hildegard her Monstera plant is also very nice!!
Q: Is your chatbot better than a real human?
A: YES!! Our chatbot never gets tired, never needs Kaffeepause, never calls in sick on Mondays, and never argues about whose turn it is to do the dishes!! It is STRICTLY SUPERIOR!!
Q: Will it work after Y2K on the year 2000?
A: ABSOLUTELY YES!! We have ALREADY fixed the Y2K problem!! Our programmers Rainer and Ingrid worked ALL WEEKEND on this in January!! The year 2000 will be NO PROBLEM for BLAUE VOYAGER GmbH!! We PROMISE!!
Q: What computer do I need?
A: Works on Pentium 90MHz or higher!! We recommend 32MB RAM MINIMUM!! If you still have Windows 3.11 please call Hans and he will help!!
Q: Which browser should I use?
A: This page is BEST VIEWED in Netscape Navigator 4.0 at 800×600 resolution!! Internet Explorer might also work but we don't test it. Sorry Microsoft. (Your Office 97 is good though!!)
Q: Can I get a FREE TRIAL?
A: YES!! 14-day FREE TRIAL AVAILABLE!! Send an email to Monika at monika@blaue-voyager.de and she will set everything up VERY QUICKLY!!
Q: What if the chatbot says something wrong?
A: This NEVER happens!! But if it hypothetically did, please send a fax to Hans and he will investigate IMMEDIATELY!!
Q: Does it work with CompuServe or AOL?
A: YES!! Also T-Online, Fidonet (ask Jürgen), Compuserve, BTX (mostly), and even good old dial-up!! We are VERY COMPATIBLE!!
Q: Can I talk to the AI personally to test it?
A: YES!! Come to our office in Schwabing!! Monika will make coffee!! Ingrid will show you a LIVE DEMONSTRATION!! Very impressive!! Call first so she can prepare the ISDN line!!
We LOVE hearing from future customers!! Contact us using ANY of these methods:
📧 Email:
info@blaue-voyager.de
(Reply within 3-5 Werktage!! Usually faster if Monika is not on holiday!!)
📞 Telefon:
+49 (0) 89 – 123 45 67
Mo–Fr, 09:00–17:00 Uhr
(Monika answers! Sie ist sehr freundlich!!)
📠 Fax:
+49 (0) 89 – 123 45 68
(For Hans ONLY please!! He likes faxes!!)
✉️ Post / Mail:
Blaue Voyager GmbH
Leopoldstraße 42
80802 München
DEUTSCHLAND 🇩🇪
🌐 Homepage:
www.blaue-voyager.de
(You are ALREADY here!! Ha ha!! Clever website!!)
💬 Online / Chat:
ICQ: #47829301 (Rainer)
IRC: #blaue-voyager on IRCnet
CompuServe: 12345,6789
(AIM coming SOON says Jürgen!!)
⚠️ WICHTIG BITTE: Do NOT send us chain emails or "MAKE MONEY FAST" schemes!! We receive TOO MANY of these already!! Also no pyramid schemes!! Rainer fell for one in 1993 and he is still very upset about it!!
Du bist Besucher Nummer / You are visitor number:
Since 01.01.1997!! WOW so many visitors!! DANKE SCHÖN!!
🌍 Besucher von: 🇩🇪 Deutschland (die meisten!!), 🇺🇸 USA, 🇬🇧 UK, 🇦🇹 Österreich, 🇨🇭 Schweiz, 🇯🇵 Japan (???), 🇧🇷 Brasilien (???), and "Unknown Location" × 47 (probably AOL users!!)
Here are some COOL and USEFUL links!! Most of them are NOT our competitors!!
PLEASE SIGN OUR GUESTBOOK!! Rainer reads EVERY entry at breakfast!! He loves it very much!! It makes him happy!!